S&L Podcast - #521 - The Portions Are Too Big!
/We revel in the Lammy Awards, follow the tale of root beer, and discuss our first, or most recent, impressions of Interview with the Vampire.
WHAT ARE WE NOMMING?
Tom: Westward American Single Malt Whisky
Veronica: Jamón Ibérico??
QUICK BURNS
Any news or announcements
Chris K. & Seth: 2025 Lammy Awards were just announced and some finalists and winners are SFF:
Bisexual fiction winner: How to Fall in Love in a Time of Unnameable Disaster // Muriel Leung
Gay fiction finalist: Napalm in the Heart // Pol Guash
Transgender fiction finalists:
All Things Seen and Unseen: A Novel // RJ McDaniel
Yellow Barks Spider // Harman Burns
Trans Femme Futures: Abolitionist Ethics for Transfeminist Worlds // Nat Raha and Mijke van der Drift
And there's a whole category for LGBTQ+ Speculative Fiction:
Finalists:
Bury Your Gays // Chuck Tingle
Markless // C.G. Malburi
The Sunforge // Sascha Stronach
The Palace of Eros // Caro De Robertis
Winner:
Metal From Heaven // August Clarke
Lambda Literary 2025 Lammy Awards
Seth: Baker & Taylor Prepares Plan to Shut Down. Baker and Taylor is the book jobber many US libraries use to get books and many of those libraries are now scrambling to get with another company (there are really only 1–2 viable alternatives) for physical books. They've also been in the library ebook game, so some libraries are facing their entire electronic collection going dark.
Publishers Weekly
Tamahome: Trailer out for The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, an upcoming sci-fi action RPG developed by Owlcat Games. Players will be taken on an original story as a member of Pinkwater Security mercenary at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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BARE YOUR SWORD
Feedback from the audience
Jan:
My bare your scone:
I don't get root beer. Do some international shields feel the same? I mean, root beer tastes exactly like the mouthwash you get at the dentist (at least in Germany), so I have a problem associating that taste with something edible or fun...
And on a separate note to native speakers: what's the difference between a cake and a pie? I thought I understood the difference, but then there came cheesecake...
Phil attempts to answer:
A cake is like a big muffin and usually taller than a pie and can be any shape and sometimes has frosting. A pie has a crust and, if it's dessert, usually has a fruit or other sweet filling. A cheesecake usually has a crust on the bottom and the filling can be anywhere from fairly firm to mousse-like, depending on the type. There's also ice-cream cake.
Seth adds on:
After you mercantilist imperials over in England attempted to suck as much money out of the New World as possible, us poor colonists had to resort to getting creative when it came to brewing and borrowed (stole) some native traditions like brewing bark and roots from sassafras, sarsaparilla, and birch trees and drinking it. Sugar and carbonation were added later. The medicinal (but wonderful) taste is sort of a feature since it was often marketed as healthful.
John (Taloni) weighs in:
It's hard to describe if you've never had it. I guess... start with Ginger Ale. Then subtract most of the sweet. Add a sharp taste like tea brewed from bark or a tangy root. It goes well with ice since the slow melt cuts the sharp taste. I'm sure you could find some in the UK if you looked long enough.
Jan does his own research:
A short search seems to suggest that modern root beers use as one flavoring the same stuff that is used in Listerine and medications. And as root beer is not very common outside the US, people there associate the taste with those things, while people in the US know that flavor since childhood from root beer and don't associate the flavor per se with toothpaste, etc.
On the other hand, the tendency to use artificial cherry flavor to cover the taste in medicine in the US means Americans associate that flavor now more with medicine and dislike all the artificially cherry-flavored candy that is common elsewhere.
Stephen adds:
I am so glad A&W is available in Bangkok, Thailand. Root Beer Floats hanging by the condo pool on those incredibly hotter-than-hot summer days... heaven. My local A&W kiosk at my local mall did not survive the COVID shutdown years.
Tassie Dave:
The worst US soda I have tried was Dr. Pepper. I describe the flavor as what I imagine floor polish tastes like. 😜
Paul:
Just FYI, Nalo Hopkinson is Canadian. Just one of many excellent Canadian SFF writers, such as:
Premee Mohamed
Xiran Jay Zhao
Guy Gavriel Kay
Silvia Moreno-Garcia
William Gibson (moved here in the 60s)
Amal El-Mohtar
Fonda Lee
And many more, of course. And I know nobody asked for this list, but one of the most Canadian things a person can do is interrupt a conversation to point out that someone is Canadian. So when you were debating whether Nalo Hopkinson was Canadian or if it was like the British Fantasy Awards, my Canadar was going crazy and I wanted to yell into my podcast feed, “YES SHE'S CANADIAN!”
Stephen:
Personally, I loved The Hexologists. It has so many nice touches. The crumpet? Warren is an amateur baker. If you know one as such, you know they will gift you cookies, brownies, and all sorts of baked goods because that is what they do. Also, I used the dictionary function of my Kindle version of the tale multiple times. Always nice to expand one's VOCABULARY.
BOOK OF THE MONTH DISCUSSION
Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice
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crochetchrisie📚:
Well, 95 pages at the break that's not really a break, and I think my teenage self was enamored with poor tortured Louis.
Adult me thinks omg get over it, Louis. Put on your big boy vampire pants and suck it up.
But no, the man who became a vampire after being so depressed that he wanted to die did not magically become happy.
“He couldn't bear it.”
Dude, choose better, Lestat.
And I get it, the book was the author working through her grief and I can appreciate that.
But I just want to slap Louis almost every single page. And I would love to actually remember how my teenage self felt about him.
Discord Discussion
Iain Bertram:
Reading this for the first time since the eighties, I am struck at the volume of killings that occur in this book. Each vampire is killing at least one person per night and often more. This leads to about 500 per vampire per year which, in 100 years, is a huge number. (3 vampires leads to about 150k deaths).
This is just monstrous.
I couldn’t work out how no one noticed the killing until I looked up mortality rates in New Orleans. In some years, nearly half the people who moved there died from Yellow Fever. Plagues with thousands of deaths. I still think 1500 corpses with teeth marks on the neck should have been a bit of a giveaway.
If I am being generous, the book might be an illustration of the banality of evil as Lestat, Louis, and Claudia are three of the most mediocre characters to be protagonists in a book. Dull, boring people with no redeeming features. The rich supping on the poor for their prosperity. Given the flowery language, it is a stretch though.
Discord Discussion
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